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Chapter 1: My Last Name is a Joke. Hello there. This lovely creature you see before you is me, Tyler Dutchess. I was born and bitten a vampire, but if I had chosen, I would gladly pick human over blood-sucking beast. You might say either vampires are dumb, or that being a vampire would be awesome. Well, if you said ‘ Vampires  are dumb ’ then I would undoubtedly agree. Well, they’re not dumb, more  like terrifyingly powerful. And if you said, ‘ Being a vampire would be  awesome ’, let me explain why you’re wrong. The powers you would get are pretty worth it, you might say, but there are five billion too many cons for me. First, you can fly, but it’s not as easy as lifting off and whooshing around. The wings rip themselves from your back whenever you want to fly; it's because to fly, you sort of turn into a bat, sort of stay a vampire. It’s complicated. Also, the vampire customs aren't fun either. Vampires leave their children to fend for themselves...

Okay, I know  this is going to be a small post, ANNND that it's kindasortaunnecessary... But I'm going to make it, because I WANT TO. Mkay? Welp, here we go! Sara: Woah! Where am I... Wait... Mom's blog? WOO! Tyler: Wait... I-I'm in a blog? Mom...? Rust: This I like.  Vallery: What is this place? Let me out I say! Let me out! So! Here are the main characters! Introduce yourselves... Tyler: H-h-hi. I'm the main character... I'm a vampire... The book is from my point of view... looks towards mother in panic Sara: Hi, y'all! I'm one of the main character's too! I'm a human, the first person Ty meets, and I'm probably the best with socializing. small smile Rust: Hello. I'm not in the story yet, though I am coming very soon. Seventh chapter, about? I speak with telepathic powers, because my English is bad. I am a Velscencroptr, a bat-human hybrid that cannot fly.  Vallery: I am the main villain. I am a human. I despise  ...

Well... gnaws book in terror I've been tagged. Twice. And it's past the weekend, so I better post something. Well, time for the challenge! If you don't know what this is, don't worry! Rules! (Meant to be broken, in my opinion.) 1. Acknowledge the blog who gave you the love and grace for deciding to tag you. Thanks a million  Dekreel  and  Nola! 2.  Answer eleven *ahem* In this case, TWENTY-TWO  questions given by the challengers. 3. Give eleven fact about yourself. 4. Nominate eleven blogs to do the same, and give them eleven questions. I'm going to skip the tagging part, but any of y'all could answer these questions, whenever you like! Now! To begin with Dekreel... 1. What is your favorite thing about blogging? Probably that I can send my posts whenever, or wherever to all my followers and friends! And that I can share my art with the world! 2. What is your favorite space object? (Planet, satellite, star, etc.) ALIENS. 3. What ...

Well. You are going to need some survival tips, if your wanting to venture into my blog. It's dangerous to speak with nerds, you know. 1. I am a nerd. A huge nerd. Not something specific like a Trekkie or a Phan or anything like that, but I'm a nerd. Know that. 2. I am an artist an writer. An intense one. OK, that sounds weird, by intense I mean some of my writing content has a small tendency to either be slightly violent... Or be very emotional. 3. I have a habit of rabbit trailing and rambling, so that's a thing you need to know. 4. Also I'm a naturalist and a optimist. Though sometimes it's hard to root that out, you might notice it in future stories or something. 5. God is an essential part of my life, and if you are willing to give up following this blog forever and never look at it again if I talk about God... Then too bad. That's your choice. 6. If you are looking forward to new chapters in a story, hon you might need to wait a bit. 7. I d...